I Only Masturbate With Organic Cucumbers
Alright, so I am just copying this from Karl at T-critic, but I figured that it was sufficiently in the District domain to repost. This shirt is pretty funny, although the seller’s other shirts are pretty fucking stupid, IMHO. (i learned that new abbreviation) The fact that organic and orgasmic kind of sound alike wasn’t really that funny when it was in a shampoo commercial 5 years ago and still isn’t funny. T-shirt designers take note: sexual double-entendres are not nearly as funny as poop jokes. On that note, as much as it kills me to do it, I must refrain from a great personal anecdote right here.
“I care about what i put in my body. thats why i only masturbate with organic cucumbers.”
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